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Thats not prostitution,thats a dinner date!
Girl in my town is famous for fucking for a cheeseburger,think hunger is a good motivator
Dodger pregnant after a three way?
You cant patent an idea...?
Speaking of Robot sex slaves,you guys should watch Cherry 2000 for the next movie review
Dude Japan is working on the robot sex slaves
Cyborg bodies and live forever!
Recycled plane air...yum
Todays word is Kosher
Or that Underworld fiasco
Those are called Philanthropists Jesse :D
Just in time for uncle Sam!
Wooo someone lock them guys in the studio!
No the billionaires are the ones with charisma and brains Jesse
Need more of these!
That's funny as shit
How the F did that ever end up being a thing?
Maddy = Madison
People in Illinois make fun of Illinois its so bad
Dude...lapdog to the face!
Almost famous Jesse
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college
+ 50 yrs for being an asshole
Shameless whore dance!
SKY CAKE MOTHERFUCKER
That right ,havn't you seen The Matrix?
Convicted fellon = hippie pot smoker
Yep record gun sales across the country
Yeah sounds like Jesse is on a protein diet,starving your body of carbs really sucks
Thats straight out of the Madden book lol
Capitalism is alive and well
That Ford commercial was for the midwest guys,was totally redneck aproved
Seriously! NEED MOAR COXNCRENDOR
Atleast no one pulled a gun,give them credit for that.
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