Isla is a 21 year old nursing student, originally from Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire, but escaped from the terrorist seagulls and Soviet oppression to live in the leafy green forests of Stirling.

She took up ukulele because she was terrible at guitar, and ukuleles only have 4 strings. Go figure.

She writes daft songs when she should really be studying, but it helps keep her (relativley) sane, so it helps.

She feels the need to write songs in pink strawberry-scented pen in a notebook she made herself, because she's THAT cool.

She lists her talents as tap dancing, being able to bend the top of her pinky back 90 degrees, scaring strangers within two minutes of meeing her, talking at such a pitch only dogs can hear her and tea making.

She is also part mermaid, can grow a beard, lives in a volcano, and is secretly a man with a vagina. True story.

She is terrible at writing descriptions about herself, hence the fact when she does, she refers to herself in the third person, until she gets confused and refers to herself as "one", like the Queen does. One does hope one will enjoy one's page, and the content one will put on it.

So, yeah. :D