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A healthy alternative to religion.

The Funkified Indielectro Rock music of Impulsive Youth is created by firing phased guitar riffs and dirty synth leads, simultaneously, from two colossal laser cannons, around a 20km underground mirrored tunnel in Switzerland. When the two signals smash together, millions of tiny explosions occur at a subatomic level, producing soundwaves that scientists at CERN describe as 'funky'.

The resulting data is studied, then collated and put on top of a rocking bass and drum groove. Before the vocals are added, the track is bounced, burned to a finely gold-plated CD and launched into geosynchronous orbit 42164km above the earth's surface for a week or so, in order to allow the mix to pick up some extra warmth from the sun's radiation. Upon re-entry, the CD is caught by a prototype TR-3B antigravity VTOL vehicle and transported immediately to a lab in downtown Hong Kong, where it is placed in a vacuum for 2 hours to remove any dust or loose particles.

The track is then uploaded to a supercomputer and sent back to England as an email attachment of approximately 483629562859 Terra Bytes. Here, the vocals are recorded at a top secret government facility somewhere in the Greater London area. Finally, a team of expert physicists are brought in from around the globe to mix the tune before it is bounced as an AIFF file and uploaded to Soundcloud.

Impulsive Youth   Newcastle Upon Tyne, Britain (UK)

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    "Anni" [available now on iTunes]

    Impulsive Youth on March 26, 2012 21:35
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    Hello, Cruel World

    Impulsive Youth on March 16, 2012 16:38

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