Hamm Samwich: Im Just A Woman

(I’m a motherfucken woman, yea)
(Word up, ya FUCK...)

Hamm Samm got more face
than John Wayne Gace
Got toddlers stacked in his basement
I am a bait to the straight
My figure is a fucken eight
Bitches know now to kow-tow to the replacement.
Clear off the stage whatever fucken way you like
You wanna sashay that’s okay, but take a hike
Don’t let the door hitcha where the good lord splitcha
Bitch, ya wanna souvenir? I’ll sign ya pitcha.
My visage is a message to the masses
They preach what I teach to shorties in the sunday school classes.
Exact tax for my tracks and the merch,
Hamm Samm’s the state and the church.
I rain down loaves but hoes, you gotta catch ya own fishes.
Ain’t no fucken tuna ever dirty my fucken dishes.
Hamm is the meat that I ever gonna eat.
Your shit ain’t fit for nothin but the dogs in the street
Dress it up with a garnish or dip it in a batter
Serve it to me with a fine wine on a platter
I still spit your shit out into the sink
Your fucken seafood STINK.
Bitch, I’m a woman

So what if every now and then I gotta stay in to shave my skin
And try to become feminine again
Bitch, when I emerge
I send your motherfucken ass back to your bucket to purge up
Your dinner and begin again
I got more cock in my mouth ass and vag
Than you could even begin to imagine
Tally up my total and divide it by three
Ya still doublin the dick that your ass is ever gon’ see
I remade the motherfucken wheel
Rearranged and changed the game with my sex appeal
Now all the bitches that was shittin on my look
is cookin up samwiches every meal.
Ignore me at your peril
My pussy’s fucken ferile
To ya shitty kitty’s scrapin at the bottom of the barrel
Get ready for the rumpus
and recalibrate your compass
And march forth due north to wherever my lady lump is.
Girl, ya followin the new world order
Beyonce still replays the shit I taught her
I’m the one that run the fucken world, that’s it
All the other girls are full of fucken shit
So, obey you better obey me all day
Unless you wanna get your pretty fucken body put away
Into a metal drawer underneath a sheet
There’s more than one way to get your mother fucken face beat
Bitch, I’m a woman

(I’m a motherfucken woman, yeah)

Pretty girl, fuck your face
You’re never gonna motherfucken take my place
And I may be an ugly lady
But y'all ain’t nothin but a waste of space

Pretty girl, fuck your face
You’re never gonna motherfucken take my place
And I may be an ugly lady
But y'all ain’t nothin but a waste, a waste of a woman