Erm? Oh? Eh? Oh knackers!

I suppose I should really write something.

Hello person reading this, I've never been good at selling myself so please excuse the lack of waffle and inherent bullshit that seems to go around what essentially is me fucking about with microphones.

I like writing twisted sketches & I have been given the keys and asked to drive a radio station before - all of them ended up being joyridden *squeeeee*

Some of these sketches have been broadcast, some not. A lot of them are and were just works in progress, so please let me know what you think.

Hope you like

In addition to all the shite above - I've been censoring myself and the things I've written and recorded for too long - I'm not doing that anymore... I'm writing stuff that I want to hear and to fuck with the language.