Pretty Sure I Hate You

I Are Toady on November 15, 2011 21:24

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    I know that you and i just met
    But i’m pretty sure i hate you
    I know we don’t know one another yet
    But i’m pretty sure i hate you

    I don’t really wish you any harm
    I just hope you fall and break both of your arms
    Screaming: ”ow ow ow, ow ow ow , ow ow ow ,ow
    I’m pretty sure this counts as harm
    ow ow ow, no no no, fuck, shit, no way
    i’m pretty sure my arms shouldn’t bend this way”

    the doctor resets the bones
    but to pay the bill you have to sell your home
    and you’re like: ”o no no, no no no, i’ve got no home
    now i’m living on the street
    o no no, tummy moans, money’s all blown
    i’d give my broken arm for something warm to eat”

    one day on the corner, lame and bumming change
    a whiskey-drunk vagrant vomits in your face
    and you’re like: ”ow ow ow, no no unbearable pain
    i’ve got vomit in my eyes
    ow ow ow, now the smell’s driving me insane
    maybe it’ll help if i cry”

    I know that you and i just met
    But i’m pretty sure i hate you
    I know we don’t know one another yet
    But i think i fucking hate you

    I wish your parents had never met
    Then they couldn’t create you
    I wish your mother had swallowed
    Or that your father ate you

    I wish an elephant would step on your head
    Or maybe just penetrate you
    Or a clown with a mouthful of razorblades
    Would forcefully fellate you

    I wish chris reeve would throw you into the sun (r.i.p. chris reeve)
    And let the heat cremate you
    Wish schwarzenegger would go back in time again
    And muthafuckin’ terminate you

    Then i wouldn’t have to hate you
    Then i wouldn’t have to hate you

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