My bestest pretentious bio-
highkoo lives in Maine and is much cooler and more sophisticated than you.
highkoo creates themesongs for string theory, foley for flora, and soundtracks for nation building.
highkoo wears boating shoes made out of baby dolphin clones while ordering gluten-free organic contact lenses for his autistic albino teacup rhino. Its a rescue...
highkoo wastes food imported from places you cant spell, and spills beverages distilled from fruits the colors of which your eyes cant perceive.
highkoo hires bodyguards for his DJ gigs on space-stations.
highkoo Bcc's the deepest ocean on all emails.
highkoo uses Facebook to stay in touch with vampire barbers.
highkoo is an amphibious-magnetohydrodynamic-dirigible enthusiast.
highkoo has invested heavily in Loxodontic infrastructure and maintains high level diplomatic contacts.
highkoo paints lurid landscapes using brushes made from tufts of hair from cocoa addicted watchmakers.
highkoo cares not for the barren wastelands of your desiccated viscera.
highkoo is not the type of silly asshole who would write a flowery third person paragraph touting his minor achievements or mundane history as noteworthy events.
These beats are about all that is left of highkoo's soul. They are the necessary out-gassings from the aged and dynamic system. A corroded legacy mainframe; Inefficient, requiring exotic fuels and an outdated instruction manual with notes scribbled in margins.
Rich Kids: Get at me for discrete ghostwriting.