Peter & Rhonda - A Whole New Beta (Guild Wars 2)

A parody on "A Whole New World" in anticipation for Guild Wars 2's beta weekend events. We're not the best singers nor experts at sound editing - this is for the lawls. :D

Singers:
Peter Chan from GuildWars2Live.com (Twitter.com/Peter_Chan)
Rhonda (Malibu Barbie) GW-EN.com (Twitter.com/Barbie1337)

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I can show a new world,
jumping , swimming and dodging
Tell me Rhonda, now when did
you last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Show you Divinity’s Reach
Over sideways and under
On an Asuran portal ride

A whole new beta
A new dynamic point of view
No one to tell us no
or where to go
or say to kill 10 more things

Rhonda
A whole new beta
A painterly place to adventure through
but when I am way up here,
It’s obvious
That now I’m Norn - in a beta with you
Now I'm in a whole new beta with you

Unbelievable fights
Indescribable PVP
Swimming , jumping and swinging
through the deep-waters all day

A whole new game
(don’t you dare fall and die)
a hundred thousands things to gather
(a pickaxe - makes it better)

I’m like an Asuran girl
I am so smart
I can’t go back to classic Guild Wars 1

a Whole new Beta
(Every turn a surpriseeeee)
With new fun-events to pursueeeee
(Look - there’s another Centaur)

I’ll play this anywhere
there much to do
Let me share this whole new game with you

A whole new beta
A whole new beta
That is where we will be
That’s where we’ll be
A thrilling place
and a wondrous game
called Guild Wars 2