One cranberry and vodka, please. Yes, I’d love to hit that blunt. My shorts need to be a bit higher and eyeliner needs to be a bit thicker. The air is thick and the scenery is dark. I make my way with my friends to the middle of the dance floor and we’re zombies to the beat and the bass replaces our heartbeats, and it’s alright. Who needs life when there’s a party? I look around and we’re all like the dancing dead. Red eyes, sweaty skin dancing machines. Who’s the master of the night? GreatEclectic.

The emerging curator of the sounds that effortlessly mix Rick Ross’ “Big Meech” with Rihanna’s “S&M”, that’s so wrong that it has no choice but to be right. GreatEclectic is a D.J. best known for bridging worlds that traditionally don’t know of each other. Combining the ghetto fabulous and euro-trash into a world that hypnotizes the drunks and perplexes the weed heads. To quote Beyoncé, GreatEclectic is the one to get you bodied.