Andy P. Fugdale is a musician, entertainer, comedian, actor, director, writer, mid-wife, stool softener, mood elevator, and road kill scraper. He’s dabbled a little in Gynecology (self-taught) but he couldn’t get past the labia. He’s poking around in Proctology now, but don’t get your hopes up gents.

His 4-year old daughter, Jez-bel, is all grown up now with kids of her own, making Fugdale a proud grandfather of two – a premie and a thalidomide baby. NOTE: Andy was never married, so all of his descendants are technically bastards.

Fugdale is fond of cocktails. Gentlemen swarm around him because of his dashing charm and his irrevocable wit. But his natural magnetism seems to attract the ladies, like moths to a lightbulb. Unwed mothers and female firefighters are a particular nuisance. He is currently investigating various pest repellants to eradicate the problem.