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*Want to remix one of my songs?
*Want to work on a collaboration?
*Want to know the end of Citizen Kane?
Rosebud was his childhood sled the entire time.

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CONTACT: fritozanzibarmusic@gmail.com
(please have all your rabies and distemper shots before contacting me. I'll explain later.)

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~~~~Fun for the whole Atomic Family!~~~~

Beware of Modern Primitiv's Alter Ego
ogE retlA s'vitimirP nredoM fo eraweB

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An excerpt from the Essay:
MODERN PRIMITIV: MAN OR MYTH?

(as published in the Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society Scientific Journal, 1912)

...Inter-Galactic Sheepherder and Anti-Social Activist who likes to bang pots and pans together in a semblance of what the humans call "music"..

Born hundreds of years ago, Frito Zanzibar is the only true hope for lasting peace in these troubled times we live in.

Is he animal, plant , mineral, or digital?
No one truly knows for sure.

Frito sails around international waters aboard his luxury steamliner made entirely of coconuts, making music and fighting pirates.

Obsessed with finding a potato chip shaped like Ernest Borgnine, Frito was once driven to edge of extinction due to his luxurious mane and the fact his testicles are highly sought after in certain Asian countries where they are believed to be an aphrodisiac.

Frito Zanzibar is the inventor of chocolate covered pillow cases. Very popular among overweight individuals who suffer from narcolepsy.

Listening to Modern Primitiv is like a wine tasting event, except with more nudity, giant robots, and everclear instead of wine.

Moments before his 3rd death, Frito listened to some trap music and changed his name to Apple Juice Killa, and sold oregano to his homies. He was then hit by a runaway platypus and killed instantly an hour later. It was eventually deciphered by a team of the world's foremost scientists that much of the music was designed to be listened to while sippin’ cough syrup, spitting game and slanging hash. boo-ya-kah-shaw.

LIKES:
Puppies, Kittens, Long walks on the beach

DISLIKES:
Long walks on the beach with land mines.

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Caution!

Modern Primitiv's "Music" is not to be listened to by people with weak heart condition, May cause your eyelids to become reversible, and there is potential for increased purple iris pigmentation which is likely to be permanent. Some people can have serious mental reactions while listening to Modern Primitiv, some of which can become life-threatening.

Some people can have allergic reactions to Modern Primitiv, including : swelling of the face, mouth, and throat that can cause trouble breathing.

Listening to Modern Primitiv's music can cure and/or cause some types of erectile dysfunction. Also may cause/cure the debilitating and disappointing condition for women known as "banana tits"

There is a potential risk for hair growth to occur in areas where Modern Primitiv comes in repeated contact with skin surfaces.

Some people have had changes in behavior, euphoria, hostility, agitation, peaceful thoughts, depressed mood, increased awareness of the plight of our fellowship of mankind, suicidal thoughts or actions while listening to Modern Primitiv.

Listening to Modern Primitiv also may cause rainbow colored stools.

If you, your family, or caregiver notice agitation, hostility, depression, or changes in behavior, thinking, or mood that are not typical for you, or you develop suicidal thoughts or actions, anxiety, panic, extreme hunger for a sandwich, aggression, anger at inanimate objects for making you lose your TV remote, Hulka-mania, Spring Fever, abnormal sensations on your elbows, inability to decide between chunky or creamy peanut butter, hallucinations, runny nose, paranoia, or confusion, stop listening to Modern Primitiv and call your doctor right away.

Please refer all occurrences of premature death due to listening to this music to the global law firm, Plutonium Inc.

есть много причин для тревоги, так как частоты вы слышите может содержать подсознательные сообщения

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ooOO MY RECORDING TECHNIQUES OOoo

i record everything on 8 track analog..then convert to cassette, then downmix to my VCR player, then i re-dub and spool through a reel to reel i bought off the internet from Lee "Scratch" Perry, then i project the image of the waveforms through a lava lamp onto a white sheet, then i have trained monkey newspaper reporters from the 40's with the hats that have the little white piece of paper that says "press" report the tonal variances to my AP wire, then it is distributed through a complex series of ropes and pullies up to press the image directly onto a 45 wax record so i can spin it at weddings and barmitzphas and rockin funerals.

________GARMONBOZIA!!!________
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frito zanzibar Josh Bay aka Modern Primitiv *WARNING!* This music may infect your subconscious***, Fremont, United States

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  • Reggae and Dub tracks! Yeah Mon! 3 tracks, 15.02 frito zanzibar on September 03, 2012 18:18

    1. 1. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Ganja Farmer Dub 7.13 276 plays
    2. 2. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Snake Oil Dub 4.41 168 plays
    3. 3. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Aint Got No Love Dub 3.06 274 plays
  • The Modern Primitiv Sampler 5 tracks, 27.33 frito zanzibar on August 25, 2012 10:11

    1. 1. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Dub Smoka 5.48 260 plays
    2. 2. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Dancing Like the Sun 5.25 156 plays
    3. 3. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Dirty Souls (Remastered Version) 3.47 231 plays
    4. 4. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Ganja Farmer Dub 7.13 276 plays
    5. 5. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Living Stereo 5.18 400 plays
  • Kickin Up Dirt Sessions 3 tracks, 19.49 frito zanzibar on August 22, 2012 08:21

    1. 1. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Dirty Souls (Remastered Version) 3.47 231 plays
    2. 2. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Kickin Up Dirt (extended mix) Remaster 7.46 162 plays
    3. 3. Modern Primitiv aka Frito Zanzibar - Buried Alive - Rec'd LIVE w/ Ableton @ Club Max, Aug 2012 8.15 124 plays

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