Cat Tales; The AlChestBreach Chronicles

This is a tribute to a funny, funny man and his funny, funny cats. Keep up the goofs, you goof!

Lyrics an what-not:

Cat tales, it's the tails of the Cats
It's the things on their backs
that go wibble de wag
In space and time can you dig it
My man AlChestBreach'll film it
And he'll tell us about it
Straight through his goofygoof vision.

They squattle-walk all around
You'll get stabbed in the mouth
Get that cheese, Roast Beef
Then laminate this damn house
$699, bridge of death doin' fine
Chub burger in yo' damn face, give you a big ol' behind

You got Darlene and Harvey, and Craig and Jerald or Marvin
Its kinda hard keepin up, with all that AlChestBreach Jargin.
So just go with the flow, stink up that friggin' couch carpet
Sit back and relax, no need to go to the market.

Potatoes, cups, everything you need,
In his house you'll find it,
but Harvey is the key
Why does he spend all his time focused on his cats, hell
If he didn't it probably wouldn't be called Cat Tales!
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I'd get on internet way very late in the night,
nothin' new, not a thing thats funny even in sight
I found this thing called Cat Tales,
let's see what I've come across
I clicked the icon, man,
AlChestBreach, you are a boss.

I'm at diddly bridge mountain with Alpha CentauriCat
No wait, I'm on the moon with a red chirpy mouse-rat
Harry just shit his pants? In front of the whole internet?!
Oh man, I just can't wait, I wanna see whats up next!

So get out of the trees, cause lickin' paws is the daws.
Take a dump in the kitchen and attack yo sister with cause.
I'll chub it up with yo ducks, and maybe guess who is up
Climb the ladder of progress, but it's not enough.

So keep on doin' your diddly do's, or what its called
And I'll keep watchin' your silly cats up until I get bald.
Cat Tales, this is a wrap, shit.