Debbie's Dirty Harry

Taken from the upcoming album 'Stud' which will be released on January 28th 2013.

Baby, you’re looking good enough to eat,
Well lucky enough for you, honey I’m pretty hungry.
Come on, I’m waiting here with my dinner plate,
Give me something I would happily devourer.
Wayhey, I’m gonna feast like a king tonight,
And then I’ll be walking out and leaving you to foot the bill.

Highly offensive to the tongue,
I’m what you’d call an acquired taste.

A fulltime member of the lowest class,
Parade around like a rancid wino.
Get down, gyrate to an absent beat,
My future’s looking bleak, I cry myself to sleep but still,
There’s life in the old dog yet.

Uninvited I daunder in,
Make myself at home like an infection.
I spy the talent and give them all my chat,
And then wake up in the street next to the bins with a sense of regret and multiple fractures.

Oh, the daily grind, the daily chore,
Longing for something more unusual,
So whenever you find yourself erect,
Tighten a noose around your neck,

Oh, the daily grind, the daily chore,
Longing for something more unpredictable,
So whenever you find yourself erect,
Tighten a noose around your neck,
It’s the quintessential thrill.

I think you've got too much time on your hands.