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Ian Duncan Agent Smith's Job Vacancies:
Are you interested in radical anthropology?
Frequent protests on Saturdays?
Contribute to underground press?
Research conspiracies a bit too much?
Then how would you like the chance to be belted to a gurney, wheeled down long concrete corridors for hours on end, gagged and left to wait next to a huge slowly turning fan on the edge of an echoing precipice, injected with unpronounceable compounds and probed and questioned by neat, quietly imposing men with the clipped tones of manicured authority?
Well this could be the job for you!
Or lose your benefits.
Annual salary - Square root of sod all.
Hi, we're looking for someone to mysteriously disappear into the perpetual florescent twilight of a deep underground facility and sit inside our Big Scary Machine(R) and have their consciousness siphoned out and replaced with one from a parallel sphere of pure wickedness, to see if we can breed a new race of quasi-immortal super solider. Or whatever, as we need to meet our budget criteria for the next fiscal year.
Pension plan not included.
(Seetec Work Program 6-month Apprenticeships welcome.)
Professional Daisy Pusher-Upper wanted.
Don't call us, we'll come to collect you.
No need to pack any belongings, sir. I'm sure we'll have things smoothed over in no time...