Hello, I'm Sidney Goldfarb, End Fink & The GABA Agonist MC's defense / entertainment attorney. At the band's request, I've spell checked their 'bio', though I can't legally vouch for the authenticity of the content therein.

End Fink has been trouble since the day he (allegedly) cut his way out of his momma and (allegedly) strangled his poppa with his umbilical cord (why his father still had his umbilical cord is anyone's guess).

In and out of juvenile hall for a variety of offenses, End Fink found that pretending to learn the guitar made the head councilors feel he was "turning the corner". He also learned that getting fat kept those same councilors from playing with his 'weenus' (sic).

In between stints at Juvie, End Fink met up with the Baby Fred and The Sea Hagg while (allegedly) lifting some tubes of Testy's Brand Model Glue from the local drug store. The trio, first bonding on their love of (illegal) inhalants, found they also loved choppers and raw rock and roll.

After forming a motorcycle club dubbed "The GABA Agonist MC", the trio hit the road with a batch of (allegedly) stolen instruments, learning to play under a hail of breaking glass, fists, bodily fluids and knife blades - eventually making just enough to get to the next town, the next dive bar, the next beer, the next huff bag of glue.