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  • A Comment on DANG!!! WOW's
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    Midnight Kururu at 0.12
    on July 07, 2014 01:52

    @szjdfgs: クークックックックックー

  • A Comment on Mel IRL's
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    lordes of canada at 0.01
    on July 07, 2014 01:31

    Made this same joke before but it never got any attention

  • A Comment on $44,000 (44K)'s
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    NEW SLAVE at 0.13
    on June 29, 2014 16:36

    @dndraw: Because it's a racist slur and not everybody's a glob of shit's cum

  • A Comment on youtubecomgmcfosho's
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    GTFO at 0.49
    on June 09, 2014 15:24

    This is hella Parappa

  • A Comment on Triple-Q's
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    21st Century Gangnam Style at 0.52
    on June 06, 2014 15:50

    defeners.wav

  • A Comment on the unfinished pickle ✪'s
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    Question at 0.04
    on June 04, 2014 15:56

    @dreree: Your name looks like an orikero that got misspelled

  • A Comment on Breakmaster Cylinder's
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    Justin Learns Something At The Zoo (STBB 376, f... at 1.21
    on May 21, 2014 15:56

    This is bizarre but I adore it

  • A Comment on OMGTSN's
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    the first unfunny joke at 0.03
    on May 20, 2014 15:42

    Is this fucking A Life's Saving Worth of Dog Food and Flashlights oh my god

  • A Comment on $44,000 (44K)'s
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    KOAN Sound Gets Crunk at 0.06
    on May 18, 2014 01:27

    I had this exact idea a while back but I never did a thing with it

  • A Comment on Rikin8r's
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    Sampling Reaperkun at 0.02
    on May 12, 2014 15:41
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    My Shiny Onion And Me at 0.04
    on May 07, 2014 15:40

    Goddamn the fucking key clashing

  • A Comment on 3LIXAR's
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    adrimnzr plays bonfire at 0.17
    on May 05, 2014 15:47

    The cadence in my voice here sounds like an Australian accent

  • A Comment on 3LIXAR's
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    adrimnzr plays bonfire at 1.35
    on May 05, 2014 15:46

    @BigMeatySauce: I swear this summer will be summer camp bitch

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    Potential For Ass at 0.23
    on May 05, 2014 15:39

    VVVVVV jokes

  • A Comment on ℳacklesnore's
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    Remember when bo en jokes were a thing? at 1.42
    on May 02, 2014 15:44

    "i don't know why you all like bo en so much" because it's catchy and cute, I could ask you the same thing about the Oreimo theme

  • A Comment on Astro☆Kid's
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    this is how i deal with stress and it is finals... at 0.23
    on May 01, 2014 17:55

    @Lovebutt♥: I should hope not

  • A Comment on McMaNGOS's
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    deep edgy 8 bit house electro music deadmau5 pa... at 0.02
    on May 01, 2014 16:13

    @owen-prichard-1: i shake me butt and cry

  • A Comment on 3LIXAR's
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    adrimnzr plays bonfire at 0.46
    on April 28, 2014 15:50

    @Garbage Dick: That was me thanks to Skype Lag

  • A Comment on szjdfgs's
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    >soundclowners are the new bronies at 0.03
    on April 24, 2014 15:48

    @Rikin8r: Wait, what? Are you fucking kidding me!? I already hated Queefstain because his goddamn avatar contained both a slur AND a rape joke but this just seals the deal, he's a disgusting waste of space

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    Thunder Blue - I'm Just A Brony (ACAPELLA) at 0.06
    on April 22, 2014 16:04

    *insert unfunny joke about autism here*

  • A Comment on DANG!!! WOW's
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    I'm at school and the kid sitting next to me is... at 0.01
    on April 21, 2014 18:22
  • A Comment on 3LIXAR's
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    Seinfeld Theme (2014 Revamp) at 0.17
    on April 21, 2014 15:40

    Shitting Everywhere

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELANIE at 0.09
    on April 18, 2014 21:45

    @s-i-l-e-n-t-1: I like how your URL is s-i-l-e-n-t-1 because that's what you should be

  • A Comment on DANG!!! WOW's
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    Recommended For You at 0.42
    on April 12, 2014 20:08

    @dreree: Fuck Your Blog - Childish Gambino

  • A Comment on DANG!!! WOW's
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    Recommended For You at 0.42
    on April 12, 2014 02:24

    @44000: It's supposed to say "frog" because Keroro Gunsou is about frogs

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    me saying "cum" at 0.01
    on April 11, 2014 15:27
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    me saying "cum" at 0.00
    on April 11, 2014 15:26
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    YIFF COLLECTIVE OUT NOW @44000.bandcamp.com (10... at 0.01
    on April 09, 2014 15:46

    @Dj <INSERT_NAME>: That pic of Keroro's face is something sharing screen with $44,000 here, I was on Paheal and found a pic with Keroro's face really awkwardly drawn and I was like "I could probably remake this with shape tools in MS Paint" and then I did and we started slapping it on everything

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    Manray Madness at 0.00
    on April 09, 2014 15:40

    The 2nd Law is such a horrible record but this made me chuckle so

  • A Comment on YeezusWalks's
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    all gold stylo at 0.06
    on April 06, 2014 00:48

    Comin on down to the overgold

  • A Comment on Mel IRL's
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    jason derulo is a scrub at 0.39
    on April 04, 2014 15:49

    It sounds weird cause it's in some other mode but it still blends well

  • A Comment on Garbage Dick's
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    Only 90's kids will remember at 0.10
    on April 02, 2014 15:52

    Her Pussy Bald Like Caillou Swag Swag Like Caillou

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    DEAR GOD PLEASE LET THIS BE THE NEW THING I HAV... at 0.07
    on April 02, 2014 00:47

    I have the stomach flu and just thinking of Onision has made it infinitely worse. Thank You

  • A Comment on That Feel When No GF's
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    the weezer jokes are over before they even began at 0.27
    on March 28, 2014 15:50
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    the weezer jokes are over before they even began at 0.24
    on March 28, 2014 15:49
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    the weezer jokes are over before they even began at 0.20
    on March 28, 2014 15:49
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    the weezer jokes are over before they even began at 0.17
    on March 28, 2014 15:49
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    Jah No Alcohol at 0.00
    on March 27, 2014 15:47

    Oh Missa Marshal / Afuro to Gunsou

  • A Comment on Red Reign's
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    JonTron is a helpless romantic at 0.01
    on March 24, 2014 15:57

    I always thought this

  • A Comment on smelku's
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    98 Quite Bitter Bonfires at 0.12
    on March 24, 2014 15:55

    If there was ONE goddamn band I wouldn't expect to be made into funnies it'd be CKY

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