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There is really not much to say: I got 3 trained Panda Bodyguards (Very hard to train - trust me) - one on duty at all times - alternating every 8 hours. I am actually considering getting a few more bodyguards trained... these pandas are extremely lazy when its cold out - A few more in the ranks would also increase moral and build brotherhood between the pandas. I personally prefer the look of a bamboo stick as the weapon of choice for my bodyguards - but unfortunately, due to the pandas eating their weapons by the end of the shift - I had to switch to a solid inch-and-a-quarter (OD) stainless steel type 316 pipe, and they are not hollow - solid steel. The pandas use them as barbells with the intense training program maintained each day by my personal trainers. Then there are the containers down @ the pier (or "Museum of the Dinosaurs of Trade" as I commonly refer to it as) - I own 5 containers - Which are constantly maintained with a fresh supply of bamboo to feed my panda army. Did you know that a panda eats up to 76 pounds of bamboo a day?
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eLmo   Seattle, United States

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