It is only hookers and beggars that celebrate christmas
do you wanna get fucked, give me a dollar for booze
'Tis the season for giving motherfucker so hand me your money
and you can smell my face or my pussy or both

I like traditions especially those founded by the germans
lets take a tree inside and dress it up in crap
with the best of luck you'll get your new socks stuffed full of nedles
and eventually it'll get knocked down by your cat

i like christmas
it is so fake
i like christmas
i really, really do

i like christmas
it's like a global misstake
i like christmas
and i like you too

When you wake up hungover on christmas day
You'll get some presents that you think are totally gay
Then you're supposed to eat until your stomach bleed
And you get drunk again and then at night you breed

Then to join the fun comes all the relatives
And they ask you what you're working with
I lie and say that i make pornography
Just so they won't talk anymore to me

i like christmas
it is so fake
i like christmas
i really, really do

i like christmas
it's like a global misstake
i like christmas
and i like you too