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dj WoRzEL FoNiK loves nothing better than bringing a dance floor up to a level of hectic dislexicness making them wish that they had worn a cathatar and their best Yfronts...enabling them to stay with the wop wop fiends longer.
Once, a few years ago, as the legend goes, WoRzEL kranked a club in Queenstown for 9hrs & 37 minutes without a break. In fact, as the legend goes, one of the wop wop fiends danced so hard his legs fell off and a poor wee Tronite had to put him(115kg's) on her wee(55kg's) back and take him home and tuck him in, cuddly, humpty and all!
So be prepared, if you happen across WoRzEL's dance floor, you might not be able to leave and end up snappin Yeltsins & fire truckin yaself in ya favourite undies as his beats are so frickin KroniK.
So, like yo' mama said....ALWAYS BRING BACK UP UNDIES if ya know WoRzEL's near the decks.