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The funktastically pimplicious wonktastically spaztastic wotta mess.... a.k.a. that cunt who don't take request's ;) ...is a dj who has been playing since 1999 on and off. He comes from south london, originaly, now living in east london, and got interested in rave music in the early 90s.

His first love was jungle until it became drum and bass, and in his opinion, (the earlier stuff) got "weaker". He then got into techno around 1996 when he stumbled into a underground dance party in vauxhall. From there he found out about acid techno, which he obsessed about untill 2000-2001 when he went to a squat party which played wonky techno, and from there on no other music could satisfy his lust for the WONK.

He has played at various squat parties around london as part of sonic sound system, including multi-riggers and also at, what he would say is, finlands best techno nightclub "ctrl alt del", also at electro evangelists club night "fly-gotic", as well as playing on nye 2013 in borken, germany, for the bazzmacho crew, and he has played at jerome hill's club night "don't- techno". He has also played on http://illfm.net/, pitchless industries radio, and electro evangelist radio.
He now hosts his own internet radio show "the mid-week wonkfest with wotta mess", and has also become a bit of a regular feature on the feierAbend Kombinat/Bazzmacho friday mixlr.com internet radio link up session.

The main style of music he plays is techno of the wonky/brighton genre, also known as wonk or no-school techno, however he also incorporates into his mixsets hard techno, underground electro, brakes, brakecore, hardtek, mutant bass, mashup stuff, noize, max bygraves, rolf harris, and various other nonsense, and anything with a wonky twang. I guess the best way to describe the music he plays is to call it "genre bending techno wonk" as you can never be sure what sort of tunes will get thrown into the mix. Also he plays a lot of crossover tunes causing more confusion as to what genre this dj fits into.

Regardless of what you want to call it, his aim musically is to wonk your senses, and make you jerk your limbs to the wonktasticlly spaztastic sound which other techno does not offer.
So be prepared to have your senses well and truly wonked!!!!

ITS HARD, ITS WEIRD, ITS DJ WOTTA MESS