Hip-Hop married a vintage synthesizer and they had a son. The son grew up dancing in the hottest dancehalls and djing for extra-bouncing house parties but
during his studies in the UK this kid had some unprotected oral sex with Dubstep, and then a mystical epiphany revealed him that he must homosexually fornicate with all his cousins: Soul, Funk & Gospel.
Once done that they all get infected by the most evil illness of this new century: Wobbles.
They all died except from our hybrid young man, who decided to get over the wobbles step and got engaged with the harmoniously good-looking daughter of Glitch and Ambient.
Now he's basically trying to see if this new love story is going to last or if it is just another step in a long ladder of madness.