Track artwork

Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Make a Joyful Noise" (dB013)

Decibel Magazine on November 16, 2011 15:15

Stats for this track

This Week Total
Plays 3 7205
Comments 12
Favoritings 74

Uploaded by

  • Report copyright infringement

    In 13 Sets

    View all

    More tracks by Decibel Magazine

    Noisem "Defiled" (dB040)

    Drugs of Faith "Re-Animation" (Original by Sacrifice) (dB039)

    Monster Magnet "Dopes To Infinity (Alternative Version)" (dB038)

    Toxic Holocaust "Life Is a Lie" (dB037)

    Floor "The Ladder" (dB036)

    View all

    1. EYES LIKE TWO PISSHOLES IN THE SNOW (2011 HOLIDAY EDITION)
    Eyes like two pissholes in the snow!

    2. HUNG LIKE A STOCKING BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE
    His neck in a noose he hung like strange fruit from the Christmas tree

    3. SANTA’S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG
    Santa’s got a brand new bag of dicks to suck
    Polar bear, jolly ol’ queer, Santa he likes it rough

    4. RE-GIFTED
    With all these fuckin’ nerds and goofs
    Did you actually think metal was recession-proof?
    RapidShare is a computer virus
    Like an STD for the music industry it spread
    And now all we’re left w/is this
    Scion A/V free Crusher ten
    Wrapped up and re-gifted to loved ones and friends
    Remember it’s the thought that counts

    5. NO PRESENTS THIS YEAR
    No presents from Scion this year, just regrets
    And this holiday issue of Decibel w/the ANb flex

    6. WITH A SNIFF AND A WINK
    Dilated eyes, rosy red cheeks
    He put a finger to the side of his nose
    Up his chimney it rose
    With a sniff and a wink

    7. RE-WRAPPED AND RE-GIFTED AGAIN (BY KAZUMOTO ENDO)

    8. FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH HOLIDAY CHEER
    Mall metal teens torching a manger
    Inficide, deicide, newborn baby Jesus burned alive
    You shouldn’t have lied to your kids about Santa
    Frozen corpse stuffed w/holiday cheer
    Body bag full of gifts for all the boys and girls this year

    9. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
    Cannibal Corpse can eat Seth Putnam’s dead putrid dick
    Obituary for Obituary, boredom the cause of death
    Best thing about death metal is it’s fuckin’ dead

    10. CHRISTMAS THROUGH THE YEARS
    When my grandfather was a child
    All he’d get for Christmas was a carton of cigarettes
    These days that would be an expensive gift for a kid

    11. LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM
    Doomed labels all w/the wolverine blues
    Shepherd their flock of sheep
    To god city to be forever “Entombed”
    By lord, savior producer, douche
    Fuck Kurt Ballou
    Bring your sound down to clowntown
    Do you hear what I hear?
    Your sound is now his sound
    You’re paying for the name

    12 Comments

    6 timed comments and 6 regular comments

    • BinDis
      BinDis at 1.02 on October 30, 2012 08:47

      Calculated blast precision!!!!

    • Dethroner
      Dethroner at 2.44 on September 21, 2012 09:05

      FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE grind

    • Jungle Bunny
    • Poor&White4ever
      Poor&White4ever on December 01, 2011 05:35

      LMAO at the Kurt Ballou Diss, fucking amazing. Just perfect, ugggggh I love it.

    • abeautifullotus
    • fubarization
      fubarization at 1.10 on November 30, 2011 01:48

      how much decibel payed you guys to wrote this lyrics lol

    • Derek Hilborn
    • Ruby Red District
      Ruby Red District at 1.11 on November 28, 2011 07:32

      That's right baby! Merry f%#*@n' Holidays!

    • MEXICUTIONER
      MEXICUTIONER on November 23, 2011 11:24

      better than most shit out there

    • PCPETE
    • RoboticEmpire
    • Dental Work

    Add a new comment

    You need to be logged in to post a comment. If you're already a member, please or sign up for a free account.

    Share to WordPress.com

    If you are using self-hosted WordPress, please use our standard embed code or install the plugin to use shortcodes.
    Add a comment 0 comments at 0.00
      Click to enter a
      comment at
      0.00