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Summer Is Coming

Danger Dash on May 08, 2013 16:33

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    [This is a very, very rough draft. I've had a USB mic and a laptop die on me recently but I wanted to get this out anyway. I'll be re-recording most of my stuff when I replace my laptop and get a new boom mic. A little more practice couldn't hurt either. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy my little take on everyone's least favorite time of year on everyone's least favorite imageboard.]

    This is for my ponyfags -- should I say ponyfan?
    I'd call you /b/ronies but we know that they all turned and ran
    Actin' foxy with a proxy to evade a ban
    Just check the floor plan, man, this is 4chan

    The same old threads are always bumpin' to the top
    Gets so bad ya need a mop-a 'cause the cloppin' don't --STOP--
    When Scruffy's active, their posts get redacted
    He frakked it, attacked it,
    Hijacked it like Gak did.

    Now I ain't hatin', I know most are just procrastinatin'
    Dodgin' Bateman when they get the Trips of Lord Satan
    There's no debatin' about half of y'all are masturbatin',
    Hitting F5 in the dark instead of out there fornicatin'

    So while we havin' fun, they try their hardest to deflate us
    Daily trolls from /b/ and /v/ -- they say they hate us
    But what they fail to understand is that they helped create us
    You must be new here – This is the Hiatus

    If ya got a guitar, grab it and start strummin'
    And if you're fussin' with percussion, then just start drummin'
    Got a song in your heart, man? Then start hummin'
    But get yo' bodies ready. 'Cause the summer's comin'.

    I'm Danger Dash, I gotta go faster
    Try to keep up with the great WootMaster
    This TEMPO shit's my church and he's my pastor
    Outside the steeple for my nor/mlp/eople waits disaster

    They off-topic, irrelevant like Rarity
    They're left with a disparity from measures of austerity
    Through all of this severity, it almost don't seem fair to me
    But then again, this faggotry has made me see with clarity

    That the summer's comin'

    I see the summer's comin'

    ...Endless Generals from Diapers to Tulpas
    We all pointin' fingers – no one offers "mea culpas"
    Shitpost-A-Rama, with fail-trolls and drama
    More death threats than you hear in Tijuana

    The same motherfuckers always callin' you a Pleb
    ...Hurts about as bad as Gilda callin' you a dweeb
    So throw your hissy fit, yeah, we've heard enough of it
    Call me a hypocrite – Bitch, you think I give a shit?

    If ya got a guitar, grab it and start strummin'
    And if you're fussin' with percussion, then just start drummin'
    Got a song in your heart, man? Then start hummin'
    But get yo bodies ready. 'Cause the summer's comin'.

    Now there's haters claimin' that the fandom's slowly dyin'
    They say the ride's over -- but I think they lyin'
    I ain't denyin' there's been cryin' but at least we tryin'
    (Between may-mays, Dubs, and greentext implyin')

    If ya got a guitar, grab it and start strummin'
    And if you're fussin' with percussion, then just start drummin'
    Got a song in your heart? Good, then start hummin'
    But get yo' bodies ready. 'Cause the summer's comin'.

    I said the summer's comin'

    You already know the summer's comin'

    The summer's comin'
    The summer's comin'
    The summer's comin'.

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