Wizard Sleeves - Play at your own risk

CSaffle1 Funny/Odd Stuff on May 18, 2012 05:32

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Wizard Sleeve
Urban Dictionary Definition:

When I female's private region has been so badly abused, it hangs limply like the sleeve of a wizard's robe.

Example:

Why katie what a big wizard sleeve you have, well Tom, when you're as old and have had as much sex as i have, thats what happens

A long time ago, a few people I knew had a contest to write lyrics for a song. It had to be about Wizard Sleeves. I won. I do not know if I should be proud of that?

Wizard Sleeves
The term Wizard Sleeves......well.......google it. It refers to female genitalia that has not........held form.....due to maximum usage over the years. Had a contest with a few people that had to write a song about this. I won. Not sure if that is something to be proud of?

Wizard Sleeves

I wanna be what’s up your
Wizard sleeves
Work your magic
Al over me

Lookin good
looking good
in your Wizards robe
In your Wizards robe
is where I wanna probe
use my staff
use my staff
run it up yo calf
girl does that tickle
make you wanna laugh
from down here you’re the prettiest girl in
the land I see you’re bearded like Merlin
and yo yo baby for what it is worth
Don't no one own a lawn mower in Middle Earth
Im all man baby, but I aint braggin
My walking stick is taller than Bilbo Baggins
I gave Frodo a ring
he said he will be by later
he got something for ya
gonna drop it in your crater
but back to me
I just can not conceive
what you could be hiding up your Wizards sleeves

yeah
uh-huh
I wanna know what’s up your Wizard sleeves
yeah
uh-huh
I wanna be whats up your Wizards sleeves

your cape
and scepter
got me erector
got me erector
need a metal detector
think I lost my keys
think I lost my keys
lost inside
in those
Wizards sleeves
So I kneel down beside your well and
try and find those keys that just fell in
I holler in, I holler back at me
along with others voices I can not see
yelling plenty of room, do you have a hand to lend
to get me out hope you brought a friend
hold his feet
dangle him inside
there is a whole crew down here
some have already died
from my guess
many skeeves and theives
been lost up in those Wizards sleeves

You are Mystacal
Dark Magical
With that Evil Sorceress Vagical
All across the land, statues be erectin’
from what those Wizard Sleeves be protectin’
your castle walls, first line of defense
make all the villagers start pitchin’ tents
gonna penetrate your walls if I stay on course
once I jump inside my Trojan horse
make you open them floodgates and let my army in
goin where all them others been
now that I am inside, I can not believe
I wanted inside these Wizard Sleeves

No Doubt
Get me out

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