Hallucinate (a Happy Christmas)

When freezy sparkles glitter in the starlit wintry sky,
As Santa's slaves in sweatshops toil to feed the Christmas lie,
And good king Wenceslas looks out upon the Tesco's store,
Makes Twinkle Twinkle little star not want to shine no more,
But rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay,
For Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ was born for you to slay.

(It's a time for) gluttony,
(It's a time for) poverty,
(It's a time for) slavery,
(And it's a time for) faux bonhomie,
(It's a time for) greed,
(It's a time for) slaughter,
Yeah, slaughter and greed,
(It's a time for) robbery,
(Oh, it's a time for) evil,
Evil, oh evil.

Hallucinate a happy Christmas.