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    Cox N' Crendor: Monday, October 21st 2013 at 0.00
    on October 21, 2013 23:00

    I'm not sure about Crendor, but I know Jesse's been in LA...yeah, old buildings will look like things in England...

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    Cox N' Crendor: Thursday, April 25th 2013 at 2.07
    on April 26, 2013 19:49

    Jesse, there's tree nut allergy, then there's peanut allergies...although there may just be nuts in general, but usually it's one or the other.

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    Cox N' Crendor: Monday, March 18th 2013 at 11.58
    on March 19, 2013 14:36

    The treasure is likely in a close proximity to a Volcano...

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    Cox N' Crendor: Monday, March 18th 2013 at 7.44
    on March 19, 2013 14:31

    I feel like someone has already figured it out, but doesn't give enough of a damn to get it...

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    Cox N' Crendor: Wednesday(Tuesday), March 6th 2013 at 5.36
    on March 06, 2013 21:16

    Isn't Psy the band, and the guy is Hyuna?

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    Cox N' Crendor: Monday, February 25th 2013 at 7.33
    on February 25, 2013 21:40

    I don't blame cheese Florida Man... mozzarella is good!

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    Cox N' Crendor: Tuenesday, February 20th 2013 at 9.54
    on February 20, 2013 21:27

    I think Elven tongue was mildly based on German in LOTR...

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    Cox N' Crendor: Tuenesday, February 20th 2013 at 7.40
    on February 20, 2013 21:24

    How about La-asha...pronounced Ladasha...

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    Cox N' Crendor: Tuenesday, February 20th 2013 at 3.54
    on February 20, 2013 21:21

    You can name your kid Poopfeast420...

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, February 18th 2013 at 26.10
    on February 18, 2013 21:42

    "Be the White Knight, not the squire." That's deep, Jesse. That's deep.

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, February 18th 2013 at 9.27
    on February 18, 2013 21:25

    Anyone remember the guy that tried to rob a place with a Klingon sword? I forgot what kind, but he had a Klingon sword!

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Thursday, February 14th 2013 at 16.19
    on February 14, 2013 13:19

    Come on, Crendor, the people that are crazy about Aliens and thngs like that are from the west or New York.

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Thursday, February 14th 2013 at 9.26
    on February 14, 2013 13:13

    In Waterbury, CT there's flag man, who just walks around the mall dressed in American flag...pajamas? With an American flag hat and an American flag...

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, February 11th 2013 at 16.57
    on February 11, 2013 17:46

    I love the kind of bull shit that goes on in the traffic segment.

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Wednesday, February 6th 2013 at 18.21
    on February 06, 2013 14:52

    It's going to be in New Jersey, next year, last I heard. The reason it's not really in cold states like New York because it's in February...so...you know...blizzards can happen. And those are great for sports.

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Tuesday, February 5th 2013 at 9.22
    on February 05, 2013 20:15

    The best Pistachio commercial is the one with the "Secret Service" members.

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Thursday, January 31st 2013 at 0.00
    on February 02, 2013 01:46

    Well the water isn't pure, but it's pretty damn close to being neutral. Just a tad alkali...or basic

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, January 28th 2013 at 17.18
    on January 28, 2013 18:17

    Wait, Jesse was not prepared for butts when it was made by MTV films?

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, January 28th 2013 at 11.14
    on January 28, 2013 18:11

    Of course the guy understands it. He's from MIT. Those people are supposed to be genius's, right?

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Friday, January 25th 2013 at 5.13
    on January 25, 2013 23:11

    That must be a potent drug...

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, January 21st 2013 at 1.31
    on January 21, 2013 12:44

    We like fried eggs in New England....

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Wednesday, January 16th 2013 at 9.50
    on January 16, 2013 19:48

    From this I'm starting to think Crendor doesn't know what humidity...

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Friday, January 11th 2013 at 0.03
    on January 11, 2013 22:12

    I like Cox N' Crendor being in the morning than the afternoon. Since it's evening for me, when it's afternoon for them.

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Wednesday, January 9th 2013 at 8.10
    on January 09, 2013 21:19

    Crendor could probably be an author if he wanted...O.o

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Wednesday, January 9th 2013 at 0.32
    on January 09, 2013 21:12

    Odin's Day! Yeah, Wednesday is named after Odin. I don't know how it became Wednesday.

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Tuesday, January 8th 2013 at 11.06
    on January 08, 2013 22:32

    I'd always prefer a book store to Amazon. Why? When I go to a book store, I know I'm getting the book, not getting it shipped to me. I'm more impatient than I am cheap...

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Tuesday, January 8th 2013 at 8.36
    on January 08, 2013 22:29

    Suggestion: Write the book, then you name it. Much easier.

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Thursday, January 3rd 2013 at 13.55
    on January 05, 2013 02:19

    I'd probably read that book...

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Wednesday, December 19th at 6.15
    on December 22, 2012 00:49

    Like the Black Plague?

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Tuesday, December 18th at 3.53
    on December 22, 2012 00:05

    It's not supposed to glow for Orcs, it's supposed to glow for Goblins, at least, that's what I remember...

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Thursday, December 13th at 5.42
    on December 13, 2012 23:25

    Of course the scientists trying to find out if we live in the Matrix are fellow Americans XD

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Tuesday, December 11th at 23.33
    on December 12, 2012 00:40

    If it's the Super Bowl, and your team loses(if I were an actual football fan, the Patriots, shut up Jesse), or the World Series with Baseball(No opinion on Red Sox or Yankees personally) then it's okay to feel so bad...I think

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Tuesday, December 11th at 20.55
    on December 12, 2012 00:36

    B-but humans don't have fur!

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Tuesday, December 11th at 10.35
    on December 12, 2012 00:26

    But the robots will be busy fighting off the zombies, so that humans can survive!

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Monday, December 10th at 2.07
    on December 11, 2012 22:52

    Lincoln fights vampires, Teddy Roosevelt hunted a cougar-man-thing(this one is a legitimate thing), and FDR fights werewolves...US Presidents are badasses!

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Friday, December 7th at 19.22
    on December 11, 2012 22:38

    How is that game bad? Fist bumping your comrades?

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Thursday, December 6th at 25.17
    on December 07, 2012 20:43

    You literally HAVE to know one of the Japanese alphabets to get into the equivalent of...I think it's middle school, but it might be the equivalent of grammar school...

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Thursday, December 6th at 13.02
    on December 07, 2012 20:30

    "It is going to be cold, 43 degrees F." New Englander reaction: Ha! Cold?! That's nice and warm!

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Wednesday, December 5th at 23.23
    on December 07, 2012 01:42

    I thought Jesse was saying "bear breasts" not "bare breasts" too...

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    Cox N' Crendor Beta: Thursday, December 6th at 0.11
    on December 07, 2012 01:17

    I never seem to listen to these in the morning...

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