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I'm not sure about Crendor, but I know Jesse's been in LA...yeah, old buildings will look like things in England...
Jesse, there's tree nut allergy, then there's peanut allergies...although there may just be nuts in general, but usually it's one or the other.
The treasure is likely in a close proximity to a Volcano...
I feel like someone has already figured it out, but doesn't give enough of a damn to get it...
Isn't Psy the band, and the guy is Hyuna?
I don't blame cheese Florida Man... mozzarella is good!
I think Elven tongue was mildly based on German in LOTR...
How about La-asha...pronounced Ladasha...
You can name your kid Poopfeast420...
"Be the White Knight, not the squire." That's deep, Jesse. That's deep.
Anyone remember the guy that tried to rob a place with a Klingon sword? I forgot what kind, but he had a Klingon sword!
Come on, Crendor, the people that are crazy about Aliens and thngs like that are from the west or New York.
In Waterbury, CT there's flag man, who just walks around the mall dressed in American flag...pajamas? With an American flag hat and an American flag...
I love the kind of bull shit that goes on in the traffic segment.
It's going to be in New Jersey, next year, last I heard. The reason it's not really in cold states like New York because it's in February...so...you know...blizzards can happen. And those are great for sports.
The best Pistachio commercial is the one with the "Secret Service" members.
Well the water isn't pure, but it's pretty damn close to being neutral. Just a tad alkali...or basic
Wait, Jesse was not prepared for butts when it was made by MTV films?
Of course the guy understands it. He's from MIT. Those people are supposed to be genius's, right?
That must be a potent drug...
We like fried eggs in New England....
From this I'm starting to think Crendor doesn't know what humidity...
I like Cox N' Crendor being in the morning than the afternoon. Since it's evening for me, when it's afternoon for them.
Crendor could probably be an author if he wanted...O.o
Odin's Day! Yeah, Wednesday is named after Odin. I don't know how it became Wednesday.
I'd always prefer a book store to Amazon. Why? When I go to a book store, I know I'm getting the book, not getting it shipped to me. I'm more impatient than I am cheap...
Suggestion: Write the book, then you name it. Much easier.
I'd probably read that book...
Like the Black Plague?
It's not supposed to glow for Orcs, it's supposed to glow for Goblins, at least, that's what I remember...
Of course the scientists trying to find out if we live in the Matrix are fellow Americans XD
If it's the Super Bowl, and your team loses(if I were an actual football fan, the Patriots, shut up Jesse), or the World Series with Baseball(No opinion on Red Sox or Yankees personally) then it's okay to feel so bad...I think
B-but humans don't have fur!
But the robots will be busy fighting off the zombies, so that humans can survive!
Lincoln fights vampires, Teddy Roosevelt hunted a cougar-man-thing(this one is a legitimate thing), and FDR fights werewolves...US Presidents are badasses!
How is that game bad? Fist bumping your comrades?
You literally HAVE to know one of the Japanese alphabets to get into the equivalent of...I think it's middle school, but it might be the equivalent of grammar school...
"It is going to be cold, 43 degrees F." New Englander reaction: Ha! Cold?! That's nice and warm!
I thought Jesse was saying "bear breasts" not "bare breasts" too...
I never seem to listen to these in the morning...
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