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&rt;bench 350
&rt;8 pac since I work out 7 days a week
&rt;makes 275k a year (executive)
&rt;owns a 500k house
&rt;"dating" 8 9/10's at the same time I met on okcupid
&rt;banging 5 10/10 fuck buddies
&rt;been to 35 countries banged two different girls in each country
&rt;drives a 2013 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport Vitesse
&rt;women approach me at bars
&rt;women buy me drinks at bars
&rt;sometimes I pass on the 10/10's that hit on me at the bar for fun. Other times I take them home
&rt;flirt with your gf and ex gf in front of you at the bar you don't nothing since you are too beta.
&rt;take your gf and your ex gf home with me at the same time. When you text her she says shes shopping with her mom, your ex gf says same.
&rt;only other alpha male friends and their alpha dads
&rt;been on tv, radio, in newspapers and business magazines
get on my level, pleb

chron0s Max S, Garden of Eden