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  • A Comment on Perc's
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    Perc - Take Your Body Off (Perc Trax) at 1.29
    on April 20, 2014 04:44

    when those beats kicked in I looked back behind me. I'm laying in bed with headphones on. There is nothing behind me!

  • A Comment on TOBACCO's
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    Black Moth Super Rainbow - Psychic Love Damage ... at 2.54
    on February 23, 2014 16:40

    This really touches me. Like a priest. In grade school.

  • A Comment on TearsForFears's
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    My Girls (Animal Collective Cover) at 3.51
    on January 26, 2014 07:15

    This is like kissing your cousin if you went back in time and knocked up your aunt before she met your uncle.

  • A Comment on TOBACCO's
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    DEMON QUEEN - Lamborghini Meltdown at 0.31
    on May 13, 2013 01:52

    such a classic girl. Gives her man a great idea........

  • A Comment on TOBACCO's
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    DEMON QUEEN - Lamborghini Meltdown at 0.58
    on April 19, 2013 22:43

    If kid rock didn't suck balls. and if he repped Detroit like he fucking meant it. and someone woulda left a Kraftwerk record laying around. and if he didn't suck balls. he would sound like this.

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    Black Moth Super Rainbow - Windshield Smasher at 2.52
    on April 19, 2013 22:41

    Or maybe just straight up fucking. Either way you come at it ( no pun intended) this shit right here is so so so so wet and juicy and needs to treated badly.

  • A Comment on TOBACCO's
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    Black Moth Super Rainbow - Windshield Smasher at 2.42
    on April 19, 2013 22:40

    This music right here is why god invented porn.

  • A Comment on -EELS's
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    EELS - New Alphabet at 1.56
    on February 19, 2013 02:20

    You remember that one time you heard that bad eels song? Yeah, me neither.

  • A Comment on White Christian Male's
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    Minstrel part 2 at 0.09
    on February 19, 2013 02:07

    Ah here it is. Is this the rest of it? Your stuff is so good.

  • A Comment on White Christian Male's
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    minstrel of the calm water. at 1.21
    on February 19, 2013 02:06

    Pete Yorn has a new band called The Olms. This track made me forget that fact. This is good stuff. Can I have a longer version of this song?

  • A Comment on Grimblee's
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    Anal Beads-Grimblee (Clip) at 2.10
    on February 19, 2013 01:32

    Now go back and take these sounds and pretend like I had a gun to your head and was forcing you to use them to make a pop song. Run that shit thru twice and you will be famous. Verse Chorus Verse. Fucking famous.

  • A Comment on Crystal Castles's
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    Crystal Castles - Untrust Us (VS//YOUTHCLUB Remix) at 2.39
    on February 07, 2013 04:05

    @Stephen Puckett: You sure this isn't the song Ross played on his keyboard on Friends?

  • A Comment on Gulliver Travels's
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    Counting (Gulliver Remix) at 2.46
    on February 07, 2013 03:59

    Love on a real train! Don't breakup with me. Let's ride on this train forever. If we could just stay here in this moment...forever..."Next Stop Wrigleyville....."

  • A Comment on SRVN's
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    Counting by Autre Ne Veut Krux Remix at 0.59
    on February 07, 2013 03:54

    The original Counting is awesome and I came here specifically to see who would be taking a shot. This is a great remix of an amazing song. I would pay for both of these.

  • A Comment on AB∆CUS's
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    UZ - TRAP SHIT V6 at 2.45
    on November 28, 2012 04:08

    In a perfect world this is what they would play in strip joints.

  • A Comment on Thissongissick.com's
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    Kendrick Lamar - Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe (fea... at 2.24
    on November 11, 2012 23:34

    Haters! That is the sound of a white girl with a sweet ass. You can hear that ass switching in the booth, " ...sinner..." You saw the pictures! What makes her bad, makes her sooo great. Sing it like nobody is watching girl. You know you famous now. Pick out a new outfit and sing it out loud. Kill my vibe?

  • A Comment on DOLDRUMS's
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    Copper Girl at 2.59
    on November 10, 2012 01:36

    Thom Yorke says to Bjork: You sure you are on the pill?

  • A Comment on DOLDRUMS's
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    Copper Girl at 2.11
    on November 10, 2012 01:35

    This just got really good!

  • A Comment on DOLDRUMS's
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    Jump Up at 3.08
    on November 10, 2012 01:34

    If I knew how I would totally invent a line dance to this. I got the video in my head right now. every line dance I ever seen with hot chicks, grandmas, that one line dancing guy, all of them totally boot scooting along the floor to this far out jam. Canadian huh?

  • A Comment on Sephirot's
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    Don't Let me Catch You at 3.08
    on November 10, 2012 01:19

    @Sephirot: I'm stone cold sober and this song is awesome! If I was drinking already ( it's early ) it's likely this song would make me cry in my beer. lol.

  • A Comment on Odd Nosdam's
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    Serengeti - Dennehy RMX (produced by Jel & Odd ... at 2.26
    on October 27, 2012 15:29

    @CarlWagner: Oops my bad. I take it back, no coffee yet. Sorry. I was thinking WGCI. They probably didn't play it on WCKG either but I get what you were goin for. The favorite chips probably woulda been Jays too but that's a small thing.

  • A Comment on Odd Nosdam's
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    Serengeti - Dennehy RMX (produced by Jel & Odd ... at 0.16
    on October 27, 2012 15:26

    Freedom in an unfree world. I seen stone thugs steppin to that song in 1982 in the Assumption basement.

  • A Comment on Odd Nosdam's
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    Serengeti - Dennehy RMX (produced by Jel & Odd ... at 2.26
    on October 27, 2012 15:24

    Had me thinking you was for real for a minute but they ain't never played no Huey Lewis and the News on CKG you punk ass bitch.

  • A Comment on Club AC30's
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    Hammock - Black Metallic at 1.22
    on September 19, 2012 03:14

    My first reaction was to come kill you fuckers for doing this song with a chick singer. Catherine Wheel may be the uncoverable band. How you going to do it better than them? You are not. But hang on a minute....maybe we don't have to kill you two just yet. And the girl? She can't be blamed really. This is not half bad here..I like the My Bloody Valentine guitar switch backs and the brief history of everything shoegaze that is included in this version. 8 million production tricks in the naked city. And where is the Flying Saucer Attack guy these days? That guy should be beat for not bringing more FSA. This isn't a bad try. The singing is good. Truth be told Hammock could hum Nickleback to me and I'd like it. Hammock Hums Nickleback! I'm gonna wants points if you jokers try to pull that off. What next? A Mark Hollis cover? With a chick singer..oh wait...that's been done already. Bravo Hammock. Uncoverable covers. Sincerely, a nice try.

  • A Comment on Kate Simko's
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    Kate Simko & Anthony Collins - Sit Back feat. B... at 1.13
    on June 03, 2012 17:16

    Stone roses Fools Gold

  • A Comment on Kate Simko's
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    Kate Simko "Mind On You" (Hello? Repeat) at 1.56
    on June 03, 2012 17:13

    What happens if you take Love On a Real Train and force the Hot Mix 5 to remix it? And I mean that as the utmost of compliments. Go Kate Simko!

  • A Comment on MADRID's
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    All of My Tears (Spiritualized cover by Madrid) at 1.22
    on May 06, 2012 16:59

    Wow! This is out of this world. Amazing. You got balls to cover SPZ I was thinking, but this at least as good as the original. Damn.

  • A Comment on ☥CRACKULA☥'s
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    BL4CK M4GICK -☥CRACKULA☥ at 2.23
    on May 06, 2012 16:28

    @Drowning The Colossus: Caleb McPherson you a stone cold mrd a rah! This is good good good. I want to kill something!

  • A Comment on kranky's
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    christina vantzou 'homemade mountains' at 1.22
    on November 06, 2011 19:56

    this song made me stop doing dishes and walk to the computer. Amazing song!

  • A Comment on younghovakachrisrusso's
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    Taylor swift at 0.16
    on September 21, 2011 12:46

    you boys should be beat with sticks. Tswift is not for joking. dont make me come find you bitches.lol.

  • A Comment on Asaru 9 Ether's
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    EveryBody Knowz That There Guilty at 0.47
    on August 13, 2011 03:53
  • A Comment on King Fronty's
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    On A Sensimillia Ting at 3.46
    on August 13, 2011 03:49

    Boo Motherfuckin Ya!

  • A Comment on King Fronty's
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    On A Sensimillia Ting at 1.30
    on August 13, 2011 03:49

    This right here is the appropriate place to say " Boo Ya!" Often times someone will say "Boo Ya!" with some irony or in the wrong place with sincerity. It is usually the wrong thing to say.Unless you are speaking directly of the Boo Ya Tribe. Then it is always appropriate. but this right here? Boo Ya! Certified by Carl Wagner, Beezneeches.

  • A Comment on Skrewface's
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    Jump Around at 1.30
    on August 08, 2011 03:25

    this shit here is making the back of my eyes water. I'd like to play this real loud in a bar.

  • A Comment on wume's
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    01-Midnight-Riders at 10.06
    on August 08, 2011 02:22

    And here too! Oh my is this good. I am going to go out and buy this at a reckless records. With cash. I am going to walk down the street from my office and go in the store and not punch one of those smarmy ass clerks, and smile and say "Wume's Distance out on Rotted Tooth/ Catholic Tapes, please." Then I am going to put this on in my SUV that only gets like 17 miles to the gallon and I am going to drive 48 miles in pure bliss. Rockin Good.

  • A Comment on wume's
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    01-Midnight-Riders at 6.39
    on August 08, 2011 02:17

    You can't hear this track right now but when you can this is when it starts happening for real. Get out your freak flag and let that shit fly!

  • A Comment on Catholic Tapes's
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    Wume - "Edge city" at 6.26
    on August 08, 2011 01:48

    IF this song is some hipster parody and the joke is on me then fuck you bitches cuz im doing that dance that 40 yr old women do at 80's night at mexican restaurants on a thursday after they have like a margaritia and a half and the go-go's come on " kids got the beat!" mother fuckers, my arms swinging from my knees to either side and back, jumping up and down, swishing my ponytailed hair that cost 120 bucks a month to keep like this....I'm rocking out with my eyes closed and I am back in highschool even if just for 8 minutes. Who is the joke on now and where is my half a margarita? iF you aint joking and this ain't ironic but really you mean it then I would like to buy you 4 expensive beers and check out your record collection because this stuff is good good good and honors those you nicked a bit from.

  • A Comment on Catholic Tapes's
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    Wume - "Edge city" at 3.37
    on August 08, 2011 01:41

    real on a love train!

  • A Comment on Wiretap Studios's
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    Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight (Witch House ... at 3.10
    on July 06, 2011 20:48

    Speechless. How often does that happen to Carl Wagner? Almost never. I am going to find a place to DJ just so I can play this track. Thank you.

  • A Comment on GETTER's
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    Getter - Reptar (Clip) at 1.50
    on June 05, 2011 17:33

    This is the soundtrack to beating someone with a baseball bat. Someone who really deserves it. A righteous baseball bat beating. With good feelings and enthusiasm. Good work,Yo!

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