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Big Schnitzel (free dl)

Breakmaster Cylinder on November 03, 2011 07:17

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  • Bennett Randall
    Bennett Randall at 0.58 on January 20, 2014 04:43

    this bit broke me thankyou for this

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  • CamGraz
    CamGraz at 1.58 on January 19, 2014 22:31

    this is some next level shit yo

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  • Breakmaster Cylinder
    Breakmaster Cylinder at 0.12 on April 09, 2013 18:27

    @dodgenyx: workin' on it! testing best bit rate and iphone compatibility and then the future is goddamn bright and lousy with schnitzeltones.

  • dodgenyx
    dodgenyx at 0.12 on April 08, 2013 15:10

    @Breakmaster Cylinder: I-love-it-when-they-call-me SCHNITTTTTTTZELLLLLLLLLLLL. Schnitzeltones for my Schnitzelphones, biatches

  • Breakmaster Cylinder
    Breakmaster Cylinder at 0.12 on March 27, 2013 15:44

    @dodgenyx: sure thing. although you've got the schnitzeltone covered already, it seems.

  • dodgenyx
    dodgenyx at 0.12 on March 25, 2013 11:26

    @Breakmaster Cylinder: omg can you plz link me to these when you do them, I need to make sure everyone I know gets their recommended dosage of schnitzel a day

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    Breakmaster Cylinder at 0.12 on March 21, 2013 02:59

    @dodgenyx: This was a good idea and I will totally be unveiling a series of BMC ringtones as a result. Thanks buddy.

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  • dodgenyx
    dodgenyx at 0.12 on March 17, 2013 17:27

    @Breakmaster Cylinder: It is now my ringtone... you could say I am enhancing the lives of everyone in audio range

  • dodgenyx
    dodgenyx at 1.17 on March 11, 2013 13:59

    Does anyone know what this is from? always makes me laugh :)

  • Breakmaster Cylinder
    Breakmaster Cylinder at 0.12 on March 01, 2013 11:07

    @dodgenyx: hooray! I hope you find this to be a life-enhancement.

  • dodgenyx
    dodgenyx at 0.12 on February 28, 2013 16:27

    the only way I will ever hear anybody say "schnitzel" again is this overblown yodelling

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    Breakmaster Cylinder on January 19, 2012 20:41

    @ensoiwhite: YOU WILL HAVE LYRICS!

    I love it when you call me Big Schniiiiiiitzel.
    Supercat, pass the gat. I see you shiverin. Check the flavor Biggie Smalls is deliverin
    I love it when you call me Big Schnitzel
    That nigga with the flavor makin cabbage and potato
    I love it when you call me Big Schnitzel man
    Shit is real! It's time to eat a meal.

    Touched up the grill. Bon appetit.
    Bread and butter make a nigga wanna eat.
    I got 300 ways to sauté schnitzel with all the utensils.
    My forte: I make my own mustard, and it's stupendous.
    (nigga pass that!)
    Motherfucka say your prayers when it's time to eat a meal!
    (Hail mary, full of grace...)
    I'm fuckin with you.

    But don't fuck with B.I. in the kitchen
    Teflon is the material on my skillet
    Come over tell your friends - no need to be greedy
    Believe me sweetie I got enough schnitzel to feed the needy

    Ain't no amateurs here, I turn meat to minces
    I got salt by pinches
    What you think this is?
    Just throw down some ice for the B.M.C.
    Niggas know the schnitzel's unbeliveable.

    Ain't no more verses!

    I love it when you call me Big Schnitzel
    That nigga with the flavor makin cabbage and potato
    I love it when you call me Big Schnitzel
    The B.I.G., G.I.E., you know it's me
    I love it when you call me Big Schnitzel
    Shit is real, and hungry's how I feel
    Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be having my schnitzel.
    Baby.

    (And the teacher at the end was like... "You get an A+! But, you have to see a doctor.")

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  • Breakmaster Cylinder
    Breakmaster Cylinder on November 28, 2011 01:15

    @jzneter: i do not understand your question, or i would gladly elaborate.

  • jzneter
    jzneter on November 27, 2011 21:45

    Not to be a arse but what do you have germany XD

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  • Frink Zippi
    Frink Zippi on November 19, 2011 04:04

    I was disappointed when you released this, and it ended after only 2 minutes. There's so much more you can dooooo! What I mean is: you're A+.

  • Breakmaster Cylinder
    Breakmaster Cylinder at 0.45 on November 05, 2011 18:15

    @shroomhead1: as an honorary knight of the Schnitzelorden it pleases me to the depths of my soul that you have had schnitzel on this day.

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  • shroomhead one
    shroomhead one at 0.45 on November 04, 2011 18:26

    I like Schnitzel. I just ate one. This pleases my tastebuds yet again.

  • Awesomer
    Awesomer on November 04, 2011 17:23

    @Breakmaster Cylinder: My Austrian heritage approves of your love of Schnitzel. I'm even a vegetarian and I still have my mother schnitzel up some eggplant every time I go home. Mmmm... bready. Today the breaded meal.. tomorrow.. the world.

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