It’s not easy
When your best laid plans are
Buried with your ghost
And you just wanna go home
And she’s not easy to negotiate your problems
So you tend to find joy in the things you know

So happy birthday ten years in advance
Under the circumstances
I’ve been neglecting you
And it’s not easy
To be being so conceiving
Scheming
All the ways that I love you
Cause I do

And he’s not easy to take home to your family
Cause he does a lot drugs and things that they don’t approve of
But I’m not easy to fall back in love with
I just hope that in time you’ll see that I do care

So happy birthday ten years in advance
Under the circumstances
I’ve been neglecting you
It’s not easy
To be being so conceiving
Scheming
All the ways that I love you
Cause I do