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Her name's Nicole, she wears a ton of glitter.
When she gets angry, she just yells "poop fritter!"
She's very very sweet and never bitter.... See More
She likes Facebook but doesn't use tha Twitter.

Nathan's her date on Valentine's Day.
Their wedding's on the 15th of May.
It's hard to find a tasteful way to say:
We really hope he doesn't turn out gay!

Her wardrobe has a lot of clothes from Juicy.
We really don't think that her guy is fruity.
She's never really arrogant or snooty.
Her catchphrase is "What's up, my booties?"

She's kinda short but rocks out on the tuba.
Gee whiz, she plays a mighty jolly "oompah!"

Her name is Nicole Mongeon!
(Let's eat!)