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If you want any of my songs, or whatever you call them, tell me and I'll send you a shoelace and a half eaten apple. I'm not promising anything. You could also download them for free but some of them are undownloadable so just ask me and I'll give it to you, or I wont.
I will collaborate with anyone who asks, and remix any song requested (or at least put my own shit in it). If i've sampled you and you don't like it I'm afraid you'll have to deal with it I'm too skint to pay for copyrights and all that. (sorry Prince)
I will DJ in whatever shithole you want me to, and if you want to sign me to some sort of label, fuck off
thanks for understanding