Portal 2 - The Fact Core

The first person to prove you can drink cows milk was very,very thirsty.
Lol

Ikr

The fact sphere is GaY

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Whales are twice as intelligent and twice as delicious as humans

William Shakespeare did not exist

Honey does not spoil

Curroption at 50%

Fact: Space does not exist

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The Space Sphere will never go to space.

dental floss?

Sir Sandford Fleming, KCMG (January 7, 1827 – July 22, 1915) was a Scottish-born Canadian engineer and inventor. He proposed worldwide standard time zones, designed Canada's first postage stamp, left a huge body of surveying and map making, engineered much of the Intercolonial Railway and the Canadian Pacific Railway, and was a founding member of the Royal Society of Canada and founder of the Royal Canadian Institute, a science organization in Toronto.

you just farted. farted. farted. farted. farted.

Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually

yes, the cake is a lie!

no it doesn't!

an ostrech's eye is bigger than it's brain! XD

@Nick Smith 6: Goto school naked and have your teeth fall out^^^^

To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.

@Lolidusho: BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!!!

Francis Bacon

@netnerd01: and later had no memory of the event

Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity and dying of radioactivity.

WE ARE GROSS

The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General. The past tense of Surgeons General is Surgeonsed General.

Rats cannot throw up.

You could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Do not pee on a jellyfish sting, which can cause infection. Rather, go back into the ocean. The salt water helps.