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These Things Are All on Reddit (full version)

benjaminforbes on August 24, 2011 11:59

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These Things Are All on Reddit

Word Disassociation [Lemon Demon cover]

Download link: http://benforbes.com/songs/scraps/These%20Things%20are%20all%20on%20Reddit.mp3

These things ARE all on reddit.

Lyrics by draggles/sjbarag/another_brick/montrealcowboyx/originalorphan

Reddit Gold's got its perks, gaming is a circlejerk
Zach Anner, Old Spice, Narwhal bacons at midnight

(/r/)Politics is everywhere, Sure_Ill_Draw_That's back again,
violentacrez, pedobear, pun thread, new flair.

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Game of Thrones, Celebs are dead, not replying in a thread
Companion cube, don't attack it, trees bracket number bracket

These things are all on Reddit
No number for Jakucha,
and we all 'me gusta'
These things are all on Reddit
No we didn't host it
but we will repost it.

kill a troll, hypnotoad, click the link and down we scroll,
first the storm, then the calm, once Gaddafi buys the farm

awesome beards, Reddit gifts, /r/jailbait no longer fits,
Liked that ep of Firefly, spending too much time online

Bachmann's face should be shot, can we legalize pot?
D-A-E feel like this, better drink my own piss

Sony's stupid, XBOX's lame, PC gaming all the way,
EA BLOWS, Steam ROCKS, got RES for my firefox!

these things are all on Reddit,
mostly pics of felines,
karma whoring beelines
These things are all on Reddit
No we didn't host it
but we will repost it.

Redditor’s Wife. Scumbag Steve. What do atheists believe?
Stayed home to play Portal. Keanu is immortal.

I’m with Coco, Feed the trolls. Lulzsec did it for the lols.
R slash gone wild, pictures of a dead child.

Pasta in a Pringles can, kleinbl00’s quick with a ban.
Secret santa gift exchange, look at what my girlfriend made.

It’s shit like this, space dicks, gotta get my reddit fix.
It’s my cake day, hip hip hooray - when do we boycott EA?

These things are all on Reddit.
All that we wrote
just for the upvote.
These things are all on Reddit
No we didn't host it
but we will repost it.

Nyan cat, good guy Greg, some guy with robot legs,
herp, derp, I'm at work, look of disapproval.

Ice shower, it was cold, I_RAPE_CATS got Reddit mold,
hover hand, hear my band, this image is old.

Chili in the early morn', this pet was recently born,
Write the fucking AMA! WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY?!

These things are all on reddit
Swapping all the drama
For your precious karma
These things are all on reddit
No we didn't host it
but we'll still repost it

Look who I ran into, which one's famous, which one's you?
Hivemind disagrees, downvotes for them please

Gabe Newell, Adventure Time, Explain like I'm five
MLP, Louis CK, Polite all caps guy

Big Lebowski, Pokemon, Minecraft, Starcraft, Notch, Tron
Arrested Development, corruption in government

Surf the net, Facebook sucks, let's all go to Google Plus
Reddit's down, what the fuck? Hit F5 'till it's back up!

These things are all on reddit
Now that Digg's redundant
Reddit is triumphant
These things are all on reddit
No we didn't host it
but we'll still repost, repost, repost

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  • Skullkan6
    Skullkan6 on January 15, 2012 06:09

    WWWWWHHHHYYYYY!?!??!? WHY IS THE DOWNLOAD LIMIT REACHED!?!??!!?!

  • rjosro
    rjosro on December 04, 2011 12:25

    i feel the need to make this my theme song

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  • Dizavin
    Dizavin on August 25, 2011 21:32

    @benjaminforbes: odd... you still chose the same song. I mean, if you were "inspired" by a track, one would think youd do something original. hell, if it was me I'd cut new lyrics to INXS's "need you tonight" or Tears For Fears's "shout" with reddit references and have a whole new viral meme on my hands, without having to hope that nobody noticed the old parody that came before it.

    it's just kinda sad.. there's a world of opportunity... and yet you just copied something that was already there.

  • Gunderson
    Gunderson on August 25, 2011 13:10

    elohel, agree on the Sony thing, not the xbox.

    PC gaming is over-rated, I'd rather be on the boat with biggest cash owner.

  • tgrane
    tgrane on August 25, 2011 01:19

    I liked it. It's a popular song, obviously there are other parodies of it. The lyrics are original, that's all that really matters.

  • benjaminforbes
    benjaminforbes on August 24, 2011 22:43

    @Dizavin: Flame War was actually a big part in how I wrote my verses. I love that song! Pulled off a thousand times more expertly than my attempt. However, Digg has a completely different set of memes than Reddit (mostly stolen from 4chan, admittedly). Thanks for listening!

  • MikeMcG
    MikeMcG on August 24, 2011 17:56

    @Dizavin: I hate to break it to you, but this was done in 2005 and it actually featured Ryan from The Office starting a fire. Good for College Humor, but that's just stolen from The Office.

    Point is, this was "stolen" from anyone.

  • Dizavin
    Dizavin on August 24, 2011 17:37

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3980096/we-didnt-start-the-flame-war

    uh.. hate to break it to you, this was done before in 2009 and actually featured Digg. So.. I dunno.. A for effort, but the song here is just stolen from College Humor.

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