In the darkest, deepest caverns of Hades, buried beneath the tortured bodies of those unworthy to wield it, lies a synthesizer infused with the purest of evil. Enscribed on each key there are the words LUXURIA, GULA, AVARITA, ACEDIA, IRA, INVIDIA and SUPERBIA, written in burning capital letters, each knob twists and turns out of the reach of its bearer, faders snap at your fingers and spit molten lava in your eyes. The sound this cruel invention produces melts mortal brains, forcing the listeners to gouge out thier own eyes in a fit of madness as the bass vibrations let the ground burst asunder letting the clueless dancers be sucked down into the fiery chasm of hell!

I play that synthesizer.

You like my tracks? Tell me!
You hate them? Tell my why!