Bubbles through internet marginalia, channels Edward Said and ascends to millennial artisan-cupcake pop heaven:

Carlin Step - DJ Steve Porter and DJ Eli Wilkie
Psychosocial Baby - TinyLightsBelow
Nephicide - Jogger
Zombie Killer - Noah23
Friday (Cough Syrup Remix) - Rebekah Black / DrSuperSparkle
Trident of Power - Magical Hammer
GAL男宣言 - ポリスマン
Robot Party - Supercommuter
Twister - SAWA
Heartbreaking Maps - Metronomy vs. Yeah Yeah Yeahs (DJ Clivester remix)
Vision - Adam WarRock
Wings (You are the Hero) - Kotaro Oshio
Watashi ni Dekiru Koto - Ishida Youko
Rainbow Dash Likes Girls (Stay Gay Pony-Girl) - Renard
Someday - Hanaeryca
C U Next Tuesday - Ke$ha
Butterfly - PERFUME
Hummingbird Heartbeat - Katy Perry

A lot of this music was found through Warren Ellis' message board Whitechapel; the stuff you don't like got stuck to me whilst shopping. I didn't make any of it, but that's the internet motherfuckers.