If you must know something about me… I live deep in the jungle of the Appalachian Mountains. I have three rhinos that take shifts running in a wheel to power my music station. When I have writers block I use an automatic rifle to hunt one of my ex-roommates who stole some money from me. Not the most sportsman like I know. When the sun goes down I howl at the moon and eat gold fish by torchlight (not real fish – crackers. Real fish are gross). So as you can see I’m a fairly normal guy. I’m a Capricorn, I enjoy travel, machine gun massages and arc welding on the beach.