*Ex Russian spy... Mustache connoisseur... Father to modern day physics... who knows, what I do know is I am here to tell you that it will get better... my music that is, not the world follow me like a sheep to the slaughter! Comment, listen, download, and share! for bookings and reservations call a restaurant because I don't play those games. When I'm not jet setting, or swimming in a pool of blow and gold coins I'm hard at work in my studio rocking Ableton on the MacBook Pro... Paying my dues I am working up an immense fan base all over the globe... and when I'm done no one will escape the BadTouch... wait that didn't sound right...

check out my youtube page too, as I attempt in the art of hipster music videos
http://www.youtube.com/user/BadTouchSound

*some or all information might be exaggerated, fabricated, or a flat out lie... except the mustache part, that's all true! resume upon request*

*no resume exists

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