Where are you reading this? Are you sitting at home in your leather pants, did you just drive past the drive-in lane of Mc 'n' Cheese or are you smelling yourself in a small apartment? And at the same time you find yourself wondering why you're reading a biography of this pompous rock-band?!

You locked your eyes on Bad Kings evolution-story. In the end of the year 2008, three wise men of South-western Finland gave life to a freak of nature never seen before, and since then the freak of nature has acquired one more member. The psalms of lust are sung by the curly-haired pick-retriever Juuso Suominen and the lead-guitar is shredded by wonder-boy Vesku Paasivaara. The rumble from down under is delivered by natures own alarm clock Jukkis Paasivaara, and the cans are beaten by the sweaty Patrik Kivekäs.

Bad Kings' music will throw you into the same rabbit hole as Alice, and as you're going through it, you'll find the music to be groovy, melodic and definitely catchy. As you exit, a rabbit with a clock around its neck will explain to you, that you just experienced an eargasm. The bands music has often been titled as sex-rock, mainly because of the lyrics, but the rock has taken its place in the fans' eardrums.

The members of the band have gathered experience-points in numerous different line-ups before the band. Bad King itself has played in numerous venues in Southern-Finland and the tires of the tour-bus lick the road more than the dwarves could ever lick Snow White.