Baconhanger is a legendary cryptid rumored to inhabit parts of the Midwestern United States. According to local folklore, Baconhanger was inbred and farm-raised by a cult of Satanic Hoosiers who's sole purpose was to create a pagan deity to convert unbaptized children to Satanism. After murdering his makers, Baconhanger left the confines of the cornfields and holds occult revivals all over the Midwest, eating the souls of the youth.

One Midwestern city was so upset over Baconhanger's "message" that they attempted to "ban" him from the city. Nearly 5 angry townspeople surrounded his ghetto fortress with torches, chanting "We don't fucking like you, bro."

Baconhanger's music is subjectable, and open to interpretation by the listener.