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I was once nothing more than a root buried deep in dry soil. The rain never came and I was dry as a bone. On my final day, shriveled up and ready to turn to dust, a thunderous clap split the sky open and water fell from the heavens! Rejoice! Jah had saved us! With the nutrients from the water my root grew strong. I burrowed deeper into the Earth and began to take my carrot shape. However, the water also brought the worms, which were gross. They slimed along through the soil and stole some of my nutrients! I was unable to reach full size potential and then suddenly, I was ripped from the ground! The farmer tossed me asunder into a basket with other carrots. After we were washed and cleaned I realized that my brothers were much larger than me. I was a baby carrot! Nooooooooooooooooo!!!

Baby Carrotz Conor Kilcullen, Philadelphia, United States

  • A Comment on STS9's
    Breathe In (Live) 07.21.2012 at 4.20
    on October 23, 2012 05:57

    Thank you for the feeling that starts here

  • A Comment on CLOUDS's
    Timekeeper (Ras G Remix) at 3.24
    on March 10, 2012 01:16

    party horn = hilarious

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