Note that there is no studio version of "Siamese Twin" - it was something that Toy Love made up on the spot to kill time while Alec was replacing a broken guitar string. I've just always thought that it was a very cool seed of something that could blossom in the right hands. - Alan Heaton, Burning Sky Records

SIAMESE TWINS

Uh-uh
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

Once a time a time a long time ago there was something happened I don't know what was I can't understand
There was a drumbeat sitting in the back of the room and the man playing guitar on the other side
Clicking his string on making a noise something like something I have never heard before
Bass player dummy hanging from his guitar looking strung-up with his hub shirt
Never seen him before in my life that's strange cuz I play in the same band

It's very good lying on your back in the front of a car looking at the stars making up your mind that you're gonna play guitar when you're twenty
But you can't afford one - they cost plenty

So far this hasn't said much about Siamese twins it won't because I can't be bothered
It doesn't really matter cuz we're never any better, well you're never gonna get no gibberish from me
Lying in a place where you're never gonna tell me
Never gonna never gonna never no no never no
Are you getting as bored as I am? Bet you are - yes
WISH HE'D HURRY UP AND CHANGE HIS STRING!

Really can't think of what to sing
Posers syncopating, masturbating, looking up something...

Ahhh... ahhh... ahhh...

Well, wasn't that fun?

Steve Turnidge - VOX and INST
Christian Heilman - Producer/Mixing
Featuring James Husted - Modular Synth/Treatments