"Mose Allison Played Here" (Lyrics)
The joint is a dumpthe owner is brokeat least that's what he saidthe p.a.'s a jokethe waitpersons are snotty, the bartender's rudethey want to make sure I know they forgot mebut not their attitudethe bellyachers played last nighteverybody got sickdon't even try dancing, your feet would just stickthe band signs their poster "fuck u miguel"and that's all the good partthe bad part's the smelland what was your name again, oh - yeah - right - brownyour crowd just drinks watersurprised you're still aroundand nobody's coming, because hey man you seeadvertising's expensive, hey, what guaranteebut as I set up I am proud to be herebecause once last November,Mose Allison played here.