I don't like romantic movies or cats or Italian food, excluding pizza. I'm that type of person that turns everything into a joke, except it sucks because my jokes aren't funny. I have a goat named Iva, short for Godiva, and she is the product of incest. Thank you Bonnie Simmons. I am a member of an elite squad called the Minglers, and they have been there for me no matter what mistakes I make. I possess a strong sense of logic but I have no interest in applying it.