From the album Various Secret Continents:
http://aleksieeben.bandcamp.com/album/various-secret-continents

The Snow Salamander is the only reptile in the universe, which can survive ice, snow and winter. In war, this can be quite an advantage: Not even the vilest enemy would expect a reptile to attack them during the coldest winter. Resembles Xena in character and likes DoDonPachi Daifukkatsu Black Label for breakfast.

Lyrics:

Get ready.

Good luck, reptile!

Power up! Engine up! Shield up!
Rotating laser blades,
long range scanner is lit.

Reached orbit. All limbs functional,
setting course to destination.

Approaching the melody section!
Introducing the main melodic theme,
producer demanded panflutes!

Increasing chord progression complexity and density
as required in order to support the system.

All substations prepare for partly polytonal countermelody.
Partly polytonal countermelody activated,
producer demanded more panflutes!

See the shiny planet on the port side, enjoy the view!

Routine repairs of the space vessel,
rubber bolts loose.

Rotating laser blades!

Ready to engage on a secret mission of greater importance.
Radio talks in ancient Android language.

Get ready for hyperspace!
Entering hyperspace!

One minute to destination.

(Instrumental 17 seconds)

Detected outboard rowboat motor and horse gallop!
Gently deflecting all wrong notes...
...and some antimatter jelly!

E-sail brakes on!

Approaching planet with no name.
All condition clear, ready for orbit!

Outboard rowboat motor, avoid gimbal lock,
harmonic structure in danger!

Space vessel docked,
rubber bolts loose.

Upgrading system. Eurovision modulation expected.

Good luck, reptile!
All systems go!

Approaching ridiculously large enemy ship at end of level!
Nargo and Tegra report impenetrable enemy shield!

Targeted shots!
Keep on firing!
Steady, hold your position!

Ei saa jäädä tuleen makaamaan!

Keep on firing!

Enemy shield down! Now is your chance! Now is OUR chance!

(Great explosion)

Level complete.

Every level is a bonus level.
You are the only Snow Salamander in the universe.
The only reptile that can survive ice, snow and winter.