Remember the time the president signed the Lilly Ledbedder fair pay act
Fighting pay discrimination. Hey there, girls, he's got your backs!
He signed the Weapons Reform Act to make sure money's wisely spent
And then he defeated the Joker and stopped a vengeful angry Harvey Dent
Oh, wait, that last part was "The Dark Knight"
I know the President's a very very very busy man
To please all the people in the country— There is no way that you can
There's no such thing as super-heroes who swoop in defeating foes
But if you try improve lots of things a little, you'll get close
Remember the time he lowered student loans by cutting out the middlemen
Saving students millions of dollars so they can eat more and more Ramen
And he stopped tax breaks for rich people earning $350K
Then he travelled back in time to save Sarah Conner and save the day
Oh, wait, no that last part is "Terminator 2"
Remember the time Obama added 4.6 billion bucks for Veterans
So we can have more shrinks on staff for civilian life once again
Even though Republicans in congress, tried to bring that to a stop
And then Obama was rebuilt as half a robot and became an unstoppable cop
Oh wait, that last part was "Robocop"
He increased tariffs on chinese tires, kept a thousand jobs in the states
Made more private sector jobs in four years than Bush had made in eight
And then de-escalated wars in both Iraq, Afghanistan
And then he gave the order to a team of Seals to kill the world's most wanted man
That's wasn't an action movie. He fucking gave the order to kill Bin Laden.