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Lots of Things A Little

adamsak on January 24, 2013 01:32

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    Remember the time the president signed the Lilly Ledbedder fair pay act
    Fighting pay discrimination. Hey there, girls, he's got your backs!
    He signed the Weapons Reform Act to make sure money's wisely spent
    And then he defeated the Joker and stopped a vengeful angry Harvey Dent

    Oh, wait, that last part was "The Dark Knight"

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    I know the President's a very very very busy man
    To please all the people in the country— There is no way that you can
    There's no such thing as super-heroes who swoop in defeating foes
    But if you try improve lots of things a little, you'll get close

    Remember the time he lowered student loans by cutting out the middlemen
    Saving students millions of dollars so they can eat more and more Ramen
    And he stopped tax breaks for rich people earning $350K
    Then he travelled back in time to save Sarah Conner and save the day

    Oh, wait, no that last part is "Terminator 2"

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    Remember the time Obama added 4.6 billion bucks for Veterans
    So we can have more shrinks on staff for civilian life once again
    Even though Republicans in congress, tried to bring that to a stop
    And then Obama was rebuilt as half a robot and became an unstoppable cop

    Oh wait, that last part was "Robocop"

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    He increased tariffs on chinese tires, kept a thousand jobs in the states
    Made more private sector jobs in four years than Bush had made in eight
    And then de-escalated wars in both Iraq, Afghanistan
    And then he gave the order to a team of Seals to kill the world's most wanted man

    That's wasn't an action movie. He fucking gave the order to kill Bin Laden.

    Fucking-A

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