What Rappers Do (Draft - Verse 1&2 only))

AdFeath on December 06, 2012 22:07

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    A rap about my favourite rapper, TLE.

    I've recorded a couple of verses in T's honour.

    Here is the chorus -

    That's what rappers do-oo-oo-oo
    Make living look easy
    While you struggle through
    That's what rappers do-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
    The question remains
    Can you be a rapper too?

    Here are the lyrics for the (as yet unbounced) third verse -

    He’s gonna bring his A game
    unfettered so you suffer
    Whether you’re a hater
    And whether you’re a lover
    Why try to hide your pillow?
    You know he’s gonna smother
    I share the same advice with you
    I’m sharing with my mother
    Forget your meditation
    Zen won’t pay
    Tom’s behind the mic
    And his penstrokes slay
    Like a blade to a hedgerow
    When quotes play
    Of his rhymes, you get sliced
    Death row looks tame
    Don’t expect a swansong
    When he vents on the mic
    It’s not just Boris Johnson
    Who gets on his bike
    I’m acting as a mate
    By advising take a hike
    Yes I’m giving it to you straight
    Even if you’re a dyke
    Understand that even if I live to be a hundred and three
    I’ll be stunned if I see another
    Brother like TLE
    One minute
    maths sums hands rubbing with glee
    Flash the next he packs guns
    And he’s up in a tree
    Golf clubs in his left hand bat in his right
    Closing in on his foes like cat on a hunt at night
    Like the scouser waster on that trouser press website
    All he had to do was pounce and it gave him a death fright
    Lesser rappers think I must be messing around
    When I say he watches Downton Abbey
    In his dressing gown
    100% polyester, from marks and spencer
    Jolly jester takes it off gets banned from parks in Chester, singing -

    Chorus

    Outro

    End

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