Mike Pham in house tonight
Girls come see cuz his ass so tight
If you are a dike but you can do it right
Then dip that shit in my vegemite
Yo home boy Mike is back on the mic
it feels damn high like im smoking vegemite
no lies !
Barely speaking english
Am i spitting rubbish?
But dont be confused man, i am not Irish
I eat spaghetti with chopsticks
Big mac with soya sauce bicthh !
No fizzle, im that wittle, long hair rapper doing his solo
Oh no, he kinda looks like a model
But only in slow mo
No we cant afford no
God damn it Disney ruining their own channel
Yea man Im weird but i got my beer
and no fears for those skanky cheerleaders
And i am that hipster
dress that butter cup for yo mother
And babies if you wanna know me more
can i have my sex outdoor, never done that before
but i bet your knees gonna be sore
I score !
Jersey shore sucks !
Why Snookie looks like a damn fat slug?
Im laughing like Zach in Dinner for Shmucks
Kids, do your homework !
Mike Pham in house tonight
Girls come to ass cuz his ass so tight
If you are a dike but you can do it right
Then dip that shit in my vegemite

have you seen an asian with a mic before?
Thats what they call a karaoke whore
Mike Pham in house tonight
Girls come to ass cuz his ass so tight
If you are a dike but you can do it right
Then dip that shit in my vegemite