CANE! has come to save the planet and lower the standards of culture, cooking, DIY, gardening, sex and rock 'n' roll. CANE! is a wonderful and mysterious creature with a sole identity and two sizzling hot bodies. Always hungry, CANE! feeds on the flesh of young overweight virgins, cheeseburgers, and the tears of Joey Ramone; occasionally feasting on its own feces because it finds them yummy. CANE! has a project, a forward seeing and fantastic project, but it won't be revealed yet. Make sure that CANE! is not around after midnight or unspeakable things might happen. CANE! is going to take over the world or at least take off your pants.