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the mad captain (pliable tones + arnaud coutancier + pretzels malone)

4G orgy on February 19, 2013 00:21

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    piano, bass guitar, beatbox, lyrics and vocals by andrew salvner (aka pretzels malone)
    drums by Digitech BP90 bass pedal
    thunderstorm field recording by Arnaud Coutancier
    additional sound effects supplied by Pliable Tones
    written and recorded 2012/2013 4G orgy
    drums/bass/bass/piano recorded on 4-track cassette / vocals and beatbox added using Audacity.

    the RETURN TO THE SEA trilogy includes:
    armada (plex auchta + pretzels malone) by 4G orgy by pretzels malone and Plex Auchta

    the mad captain by pretzels malone

    coming soon (the final 4G orgy song)...lady of the navy featuring Bosmink - Lovvarion - Plex Auchta - corocho - pretzels malone

    t h e __ w o r d s:
    the captain, mad captain
    he told the men his plans
    and then they went out stealing things
    so they could rule these lands

    they stole four antique cannons from the castle
    hijacked a truckload of metal from the factory
    they stole a jet engine from the old air force base
    the mad captain nodded satisfactorily

    they welded the metal…into a battering ram
    and the big jet engine was for extra speed
    cannons armed in every direction
    the mad captain had returned to the sea (X2)

    They were a terror in the open waters
    They’d sink any ship that they saw
    And with their jet engine they were able to avoid apprehension
    and stay a step ahead of the law

    Vengeance in the form of a storm
    Came rolling across the sea
    The mad captain pulled his eyes from the sky
    He’d seen more than he wanted to see
    All hands below deck, the captain roared
    Tie yourself down so you don’t go overboard
    t h e __ s t o r y: (more of it…)
    In the year 2035 the Mad Captain escaped from Las Vegas. He hadn’t always been mad, but twenty years in solitary changes a man. Two decades earlier he had been one of Martin Scorsese’s top Captains, and controlled half of the Royal Armada.

    After escaping, the Mad Captain spent two years on land, hijacking and stealing, both collecting what he needed and causing problems for Scorsese and Daisy whenever he could. After two years of this the Mad Captain decided it was time to return to the sea.

    The Mad Captain rounded up a crew of delinquents, and they stole themselves a tug boat from an abandoned marina. They hooked their tug boat up with cannons, a battering ram and a jet engine from an old fighter plane.

    They hit the water with Colonel Daisy and her soldiers right on their heels, but were able to evade them off the western coast of Old-Canada. For six wild weeks, the mad captain and his tugboat of doom caused all sorts of trouble for Colonel Daisy and Mr. Scorsese. They primarily employed hit and run tactics, taking out any ships that strayed too far from the Armada.

    The size of the enemy eventually proved to be too much, and in October of 2037, Colonel Daisy’s Armada surrounded and forced the Mad Captain and his men into a storm that they could not and would not survive.


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